keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
three yards of space fabric, fifteen feet of ruffles, three spools of metallic thread (gold and silver for the edges of the ruffles!) and eight hours later, i have this. i designed it special for a friend!
… seriously the metallic edges of the ruffles are the best part.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER TO EXIST IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS
Mate, if you are NOT going to kiss the girl, might I suggest a professional?
Little Mermaid meets Pirates of the Caribbean
Brittany as Ariel
Justin as Eric
Steve as Captain Jack
YES! WE CAN FINALLY MAKE HER A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW!